Liu Zongyuan was arrested, met Li Bai in prison, and asked why he was in prison?

Li said: "It's a crime of spreading rumors. The flying stream went down three thousand feet. They measured it, and it wasn't that long."

Liu said: "To each other, I said a thousand mountains and birds fly away, and someone reported that there was another one on the tree."

While sighing, Du Mu came in, and everyone asked, how did you get in?

Du Mu said, "Well, it's a matter of publicity."

Everyone said in unison: "Should I stop and sit in Fenglin for a night?"
Du said: Yes, I said that I was involved in a car shock!

At this time, Lu You also came in cursing, and everyone hurriedly asked, "Why are you?"

Lu Youdao: I wrote a sentence, "Don't say it's too late for an old cow, I'm still working hard at eighty."

Said that I am an old cow eating tender grass, and I still want to have a mistress at the age of eighty.

At this time, Li Qingzhao passed by when he was taken into prison, and everyone asked in surprise what happened to the weak girl.

The answer was: "I often remember that the sun was setting in the brook pavilion, and I was intoxicated and didn't know my way back." He was arrested for drunk driving.

Everyone sighed.

Su Shi pushed the door open and everyone wondered, "What's the matter with you?"

Su Shi lamented "involving the Yellow River", but I just wrote a sentence "Looking horizontally, it looks like mountains and peaks, and the distance and height are different."

They said that I peeked at women with impure motives!